You've got to be kidding me...

Is it really only a month til Christmas? Really? This one is going to be like Christmas lite around here. There is no way we can do the things we have been doing in the years past. I have a feeling we will all be ok despite that. I mean, the holidays isn't really about presents right? As long as we are all together having a good time sitting in the living room around a nice fire listening to Christmas music and talking it should be a great one!! Right?!?! Try telling that to my spoiled ass kid... Bubbles will be fine. She is the most polite kid I have ever seen. Alex won't care because she's at the age where tearing the ornaments off the tree and running around the house screaming "we will rock you" will make her day.


BUT 'Hala on the other hand will be on the BOOK OF FACE that afternoon talking to her friends about how cheap "santa" was this year (on the laptop we bought her) and

why her family can't afford to buy her food even... (while she will probably be eating turkey, ham and other assorted goodies that must have just fallen out of the sky) and drinking some of the 6 gallons of milk we buy every week or so to FEED HER &%&$&.... Then she will text her friends that she can't reach on facebook on that wonderful necessity that is her cell phone (her 3rd phone by the way... she wears them out texting). Then I am sure she will settle down and play some games on either her PS2, or Wii or maybe even her DS. She might even go outside if it's nice and use some of the tons of softball or volleyball equipment that just appeared in the garage (because we couldn't afford that, after all)... All the while complaining that she has nothing and everyone else has everything... It's fun raising a teenager...

happy holidays

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My Girls and their songs...

I know every girl is different (I should since I have 3). My 13 year old and 9 year old are different. Both are different from my 1 year old of course. But it's funny what makes them tick.

The 13 year old loved to dance and sing Hot in Here when she was little. It was

wonderful having my little baby girl running around in public singing "It's getting

hot in here - so take off all your clothes!"




Never have I been prouder as a parent. Well at least not until the 9

year old (a few years ago) decided her favorite thing to sing was " I

kissed a girl and I liked it". That was nice too.







The one year old cannot sing of course. At least not yet. Her favorite song of choice, however, is much better. "Cotton Eye Joe" by Rednex. Every time she hears it starting she RUNS into the den and starts doing her foot stompin redneck dance. It's great. And it's something for me to remember when she starts singing something worse than stripping or lesbianism. I can't wait for that.

(If you want to see the dance just search for IKERI on youtube and it is episode 6)

Well it's a Friday night and here I am sitting here at the computer watching (what else) Scrubs and trying to keep a fire going in the fireplace. My wife and mother-in-law are in the kitchen doing holiday cooking with Mahala. Keri is upstairs whining because we apparently have a mouse somewhere in the house and she doesn't want a mousetrap in her room. I am also running a new program that recovers deleted files because I got some kind of virus on the computer and could not get rid of it myself so I restored the computer and forgot to copy Alex's first Birthday pictures... which sucks... hopefully I can recover some of them. I worked last night and haven't been to sleep. It's now 6PM so I am getting just a little tired.


I have decided that I love it when my sister mentions me or my family in her blog... Not sure exactly why. Speaking of her family I attended my niece Sarah's birthday party this week via webcam. It was super awesome to get to see her open up her presents and watch her eat cake that I couldn't get my diabetic hands on. Anyway it was a great time.


Keri has 5 webshows now. If you want to see one just search for IKERI on youtube. It's nothing really... just some stuff she has taken videos of I put together for her.

In the Ebay world I bought a book for a Christmas present. Brand New!! When I got it it had ripped pages and no cover. Nice, huh. Of course the seller wouldn;t return my emails so I had to file an Ebay claim. After Ebay contacted them they told me that the person THEY got it from said it was new so that was why they sold it as new. What?!?! That makes no sense on like a hundred different levels. Anyway eventually after filing a claim I got my money back... no thanks to the seller.

ok 10pm now. I gotta get some sleep....



Ok next day.. I actually found some of her birthday pictures!! yay!! The red icing may not have been the best choice because it looks like she is a zombie feating on human flesh.... gross.... here look :





Ok gotta go. Trying to get last minute Ebay stuff up to get a little bit more Christmas money....

So here is what's been happening. I am so happy that my mostest favorite niece in the world is home from the hospital. Hopefully everyone will be healthy enough so that we can visit all The Jeffreys when we come down this time.

We bought Keri a set of youth drums. Well they are too small for her but guess who likes them? That's right... my little 11 month old baby girl is as happy as I have ever seen her when she is beating the crap out of them. It's great. See for yourself!




She also enjoys scooting on her butt across the room. Those 2 things seem to be her favorite no-mommy related activities right now. We have a den full of toys.... but she just butt scoots and she's happy.

Mahala is all about the computer and cell phone. She just talks to her friends on the computer and texts them on the phone. She texts like 4,000 times a month. Probably more than that now. That is waaaaaay over 100 a day. I don't think she even knows how to make a freaking call on that thing anymore. How do her fingers NOT FALL OFF!?!?!?!?!?

Keri likes her computer too but she is all about TALKING. Talk talk talk talk talk. I am sure she will text too when she gets old enough to have a cell phone but something tells me she likes to talk way too much to text that many times. She would talk on the phone 24 hours a day if we let her. She talks while she's playing, she talks while she's on the computer and she talks while she's watching TV and tries to when she ALREADY has friends over to the house.

The ebay experiment is still going on. I had a phone returned to me. Verizon had just sent me this phone and it didn't work right. I didn’t even think to try it out since it was a NEW PHONE... geeze... Then I had to go get a prepaid card to put money onto Paypal so I could refund his money... fun!! Why did I want to do this ebay stuff again?

Is there anyone that knows how to get an 8 year old girl to CLEAN HER ROOM?!?!?! She stays up there all freaking day and does nothing! It doesn’t matter that she can’t come down and watch TV or use the computer or the phone. She doesn’t care.

We had a thrift store sale here. Half off everything. I tried my best to outdo my sister from her sale binge at the Goodwill store. I don’t think I quite did it although we did get a lot of stuff. We did finda lot of good stufffor the girls and a good amount of Ebay stuff so I call it a success. Actually there are 2 of those stores here and we hit one in the mroning when I got off work and one that night when I got up. This is from the first store...



Now all I have to do is find time to actually put this stuff up in my store...


Ok that's it.... I am working on a little webshow for Keri (she wants to do one so bad). Maybe I can get that up next time...

First I want my favorite niece to know that Alex can't wait to see her in about 3 weeks! you hear me Sarah?!?!?!?! I just love reading about you kicking your parents out of the hospital room... makes me not feel so bad when Mahala (my 12 year old) acts like she does!! :) which is to say... when she doesn't want us around either....

My sister's blog is amazing... you have to read it : http://letsbecrystalclear.blogspot.com/



Wow. It took the whole weekend but I got the Ebay room done. We still need some improvements but we will get them one at a time. At least now we don't have crap thrown all over the house and we have our stuff halfway organized. And now we know we have 10 full tubs of clothes that we need to put up in our store. That will only take a couple of years probably!


We have been selling for a long time, but it was only once in a while before this. When my sister started selling she would ask me for advice on how to do things. She quickly passed me by and now she gets the messages asking how to do this or that or where to buy supplies. Thanks for all the help sis!

I was reading my sister's blog just a few minutes ago and there is where I found out I forgot my parents wedding anniversary. Their 48th anniversary. Needless to say I feel like crap. I guess since we are going to visit next weekend I could just say we were waiting til we saw them in person. Yeah, that'll work... until they read this...

Ok imagine being an assistant coach for a softball team... your daughter's of course. Now this is a minors team which mean the girls pitch for themselves (as opposed to the coach pitching). Now exactly ZERO of these girls have played in the minors before. Not only that but most of them are too young really to play this level. The only reason they do is because the little league association wants them to play up a level in the fall, so now we have a team full of 8 and 9 year olds playing against 10 and 11 year olds. At one game, I am not kidding, the smallest girl on the opposing team was bigger than our biggest girl. It really was funny looking. They were literally the giants playing aginst the midgets. It would be like if I played basketball against Bridget and was serious about winning. (or Tennis or any sport... haha) The girls played well but were just overmatched - those girls pitch way too fast for our little girls. The league says it is suppose to be good for them in the future because they will get used to it but at this level they don't really get to do anything. they watch the pitches go by and then in the outfield they just rin for the balls and hardly ever get anyone out. I really don't think that is the case. I think we will do coach pitch next year.



It's Halloween! We just got finished watching SCREAM (remember that movie?). I am sure the kids won't have nightmares (sure they won't). It was a nasty rainy Halloween but we went anyway and the kids cleaned up.
Even Alex got in on the act.

Keri (my 8 year old) told Bridget that she wasn't old - and that she wouldn't be until she hit 40. Well thanks a lot Keri. So I have about 6 months left...

Today was everyone's last fall game. Mahala's last soccer game and Keri's last Soccer and softball games were today. Her soccer team went undefeated and her softball team didn't win a game (Mahala's team won once). It all balances out I guess. Here are all the Halloween pics.

When I was 16 I had all the time in the world and nothing to do (well, I thought I had stuff to do but now I know – I didn’t have crap to do). Now I have too much to do and much less time to do it (at least it seems that way). Just why exactly does life work out that way? Sometimes I wonder why the hell we had another kid. Then of course there are times that the youngest is the easiest to deal with out of all of them. I want to take Keri and Mahala out and play softball and soccer but we can’t do it on the weekends cuz of the other kid. Just when I start feeling that way Mahala will come up with one of her “you don’t trust me” rants because I won’t let her hang out at the mall with her another 12 year old girl by themselves with 15 year old boys. Then, of course, I thank God I had another kid because I just know I am gonna have to put Mahala out of my misery one day. And then at least we have a backup kid I guess. Really though it’s not that bad and Mahala is making all A’s so far this year so I really have nothing to complain about. Keri has decided that even though she takes and hour or two to do her homework every night, she doesn’t need to turn that homework in to her teacher. Now go figure. What is that all about. I mean you do all the work but then don’t turn it in? I don’t get it at all. I’d call her lazy except that she gets it all done every day. I guess we need to figure out exactly how to get her to remember to turn it in. Well I finally followed in my sister’s footsteps (again) and opened a store in Ebay. Now that I have a blog like her and a store like her I am seriously going to think about trying to get along better with my spouse - which apparently she did. The store been doing pretty good. It’s just a ton of work to keep listing the items to keep stuff in it. We have plenty to list, though. Now all we have to do is convert our dining room into our Ebay room like we have been wanting to. I hope to get most of that done this weekend but I know better. Plus I have to ask my sis how she manages to go to yard sales without spending a ton of money every week. Between gas and lunch we spend way too much. If you want to check out the store go HERE. Then buy something!! Keri is playing softball for Northwest Forsyth County. It’s funny, she played the first few games and I didn’t really think she was enjoying herself. Then the same thing that happened to her in soccer seemed to happen in softball. It’s like one day a light came on in her head and she figured out what to do. The last game she fielded all the balls hit to her (she played Shortstop) and she even hit the ball her one time at bat. She was the only one to hit the opposing pitcher – she did get out though. And she also seemed to have a great time. Anyway, I hope it sticks because I love to see them play softball. Both of them are playing Fall soccer also so we got a busy Fall schedule going on right now. That's not a bad thing tho. We went to the Dizie Classic Fair yesterday. That was fun... for the kids at least. I really don't like it that much. We picked one of the only days they don;t sell unlimited ride bands so we used up all our tickets in about 2 1/2 hours. That was fine though cause I was ready to leave anyway. As I am now. Bye.